If you’re feeling rather funky
‘Cause your boat looks really junky,
And it’s also kinda clunky,
Off your back, just get that monkey!
If you like to rescue junk
from your grandma’s attic trunk
All you need’s a little spunk
To assemble it with gunk.
You may seem rather brash
Rooting through your neighbor’s trash,
But if you want to make a splash
Join in the junkyard dash.